TotallyNotDirt-Brand MRE

TotallyNotDirt-Brand MRE is a food item that replenishes 1 full hunger shank when eaten. The description of the Item reads "A'right, I got sick and tired of having to go out, kill things just to get food and not die, so here is my absolutely genius solution: Have some edible dirt.

Crafting
To craft this item, place 2 steel plates on the opposite side of the middle 3x3 crafting bench, then fill the rest of the slots with Dirt, Coarse Dirt or Podzol.

Facts/Relevant Information

 * Pretty bad as a food source, and not worth crafting. You can use 2 steel plates on better things than a single hunger shank.
 * Still better than Leftover Conserve.
 * Just find a conserve crate. For the love of God just do it.